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Dear TheDevice,

Post by Z`` » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:21 am

This is a shout out to my fellow Vietcong Danny Le
Who taught me everything I know about Anivia
I used to watch Froggen back in the day
But once I read the name Shiphtur
I knew...


I never knew skill until I found Danny Le
Until now I didn't know the feel of victory
TheDevice sweetheart, you listening?
Staring at your ELO, I feel so much pity
With it, I couldn't buy a gram of weed
Must be hard, staring at a page of defeats
Let Z tell you a fairly long story
Of how Danny became the undisputed King
Born parentless on the Ho Chi Minh trail
Danny survived in the woods no one but himself
A Vietcong born late only a couple of years
Danny knew cold and he knew fear
TheDevice, you don't even know how to kill
You don't know how to eat raw meat stale
Don't know how to shiver till you all pale
It's 1999, ten Viet gangs on Dannys tail
7 year old Danny clutching on to the steering wheel
A cold Vietnam is not what one likes to feel
Running gooks over left center and right
Danny shooting back with a gat held dead tight
Blood splattered over the Hanoi street frozen dry
And 7 year old Danny refused to die
Danny knew war, he knew techniques
Unlike TheDevice, Danny has never met defeat
Teeth gritted together, Danny patiently clinged
Before slitting his final rival and hearing him scream
It was 2005 when Danny finally tasted victory
And found himself as a student of Cung Le
Stowed away on a ship to the great West
Danny was about to prove that he was the best
Paying 450 a month to a hacker named Nebez
Danny found a friend he could comprehend
Then on a night torn with freezing tornado wind
Danny was matched up with the notorious Froggen
It was dark, cold, and one had to make the first move
Froggen moved and Danny shot him in the right foot
Then in the left then in the chest then he no longer stood
Having met victory again, Danny liked how it tastes
And as the dawn rose, Danny began to realize his fate
A year later, in a furnished American living space
It was TheDevice's lonely seventeenth birthday
With no friends to see, he sat staring at his baked cake
To TheDevice, loneliness was there day by day
That was when the truck crashed through the house
Three arms and a bag snatching TheDevice before he could yelp
At the Mexican border a screaming TheDevice woke
Flailed his fists before crushed in a death choke
TheDevice was on his last breath when he heard the shots
Trying to stand up for the last time, he realized could not
He smelled blood but he could not really see
Only that an unwelcome saviour stood over his feet
TheDevice asked the masked figure for one last chance
There was no response, so TheDevice ran
Ran and ran, he never turned around
He ran till he collapsed on the snow, his breath all out
TheDevice was gone, but Danny could still hear his murmurs
And he lowered his mask, on it read GGU Shiphtur



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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by ChrisP » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:14 pm

cool that one of us went on to professional gaming

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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by TheDevice » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:41 pm

He's actually still bad though compared to most of the professionals I've seen.
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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by vomit » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:32 pm

Z you crack me the fuck up man.

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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by Z`` » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:58 pm

man i was a skilled poet back in the day

right thedevice????
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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by Germany » Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:48 am

Z`` wrote:man i was a skilled poet back in the day

right thedevice????
if only that energy went into kha'zix

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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by Z`` » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:31 pm

khaz
Germany wrote:
Z`` wrote:man i was a skilled poet back in the day

right thedevice????
if only that energy went into kha'zix
khazix uses mana not energy
noob
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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by Space » Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:39 pm

Sup, if you know any of the 30 people that still play this game then theres a chance you can actually get into a game but if you don't then there's no chance you can play any zone (and why the game has no players)
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Monist teaching:

Student - Teacher, what is the difference between an enlightened man from one who is not?
Teacher - The unenlightened man sees a difference, the enlightened man does not.

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Re: Dear TheDevice,

Post by TheDevice » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:23 am

Z" you're a faggot.
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